So you may have questions and I may have answers...
Keith, you are clearly the greatest photographer who has ever lived so what do you say to that?
I'd say you need to get out more.
Do you have Instagram?
I do not (algorithm schmalgorithm).
But without social media how can I buy you marvellous work?
You can drop me a message, or catch me at one of the markets I sometimes do.
Do you have a cat?
I do, thanks for asking. He's called Pumpkin and he has a single brain cell. Which he never uses.
Can I see picture of him?
Drop me a message and I'll send you one.